Paul Hummer

"Use a VPN and your own DNS server when using the Internet here. It's a completely open and often hostile network. Also, the OpenDNS filters are aggressive (HuffPost is blocked...)"

"Take the tour and then buy cheap tea. When there's no supply chain, it's significantly cheaper."

"These ladies aren't just barbers. They are style consultants."

"If you're gluten-free, paleo, or ketogenic, salads and burrito bowls are the order of the day. No rice, no beans, double meat, and then customize for your specific habits."

"I normally don't like onion rings because the onion comes out of the batter right away. Avo's has the best onion rings in town because they don't do that. The onion and batter actually stick together."

"The meat here is some of the best in town. The brats in particular are an awesome treat once the hit the barbecue."