"Enjoy a mean cup of tea on the beautiful balcony with panoramic views of, err, Belmarsh Prison and Plumstead"
"It's a Wetherspoons! What more do you want?"
"Rampage...has the power to change the worrrrld"
"Great venue, but always check your change at the over-priced bars"
"Wait here in the cold for a nightbus that'll never come or go to the nearby garage for over priced snacks."
"Always loads of bikes here"