Robert Wagner

"Crabs. Lots of em."

"But a Barge. Eat it all by yourself. I dare you."

"Lovely selection of....well, cards, what else?"

"Get the Travel Pack. 5 cheeseburgers and 2 large fries for $8. Better yet, buy two. Hell, you're already here, get 3."

"There's a dude with a beard and a bike here drinking coffee every morning. He just stands there in the store, staring out the window. I sort of admire the simplicity of his life."

"It's frappuccino happy hour! 1/2 off 3-5pm. w00t!"