Rob Santos

"Mutant. Tactile based ability absorption and psionic manipulation. Prolonged tactile contact may induce full acquisition of ability with no memory of the offending event."

"...pretty quiet."

"Bullies only. Fake friends and phonies can all meet on the corner of Front Street and Pussy Blvd and suck a dick. You'll find lots of your more popular favorite bears there at that location, -realtalk"

"Great glory hole here"

"I'll arm wrestle you for mayor!! :D"