"Slow as balls. If you really want to buy from Best Buy, consider another location."
"If you like waiting 40-50 minutes in a half empty restaurant for food that is at best mediocre, then this place is for you. Would not return."
"Ignore Jacqueline, if you get the lamb you are doing it wrong. It's all about the beef."
"Pants are not required at the talks. Do not believe anyone who tells you otherwise."