Robert Wata

"If you want to catch silver salmon, come here in mud-August and bring plenty if pink flies."

"There's a Caribou coffee nearby. Good espresso but the scones are a bit dry."

"They're going to murder some of the trees this month (2013-03)."

"If you have a reservation, don't expect to be seated right away. Our party of four has been waiting 45 minutes and we're still standing."

"Ask the innkeeper to turn off the bright light on the ocean side of the cottage, otherwise it might keep you awake at night."

"2, 7, 9. Need I say more?"