Robert Henderson

"Pizza here is pretty good. The wings here are the best around. Geno is a really good guy. Overall, a great place."

"If you walk into the bathroom and see a tampon dispenser (and you don't need tampons), turn around and go down one floor. There will be the bathroom for you."

"Ever notice the cell towers up ontop of Alexander? Now why can't I ever get any cell reception (even on roaming) from the SC&I building?"

"In the big lecture halls, sit at the end of the row, not the 2nd seat from the end. Eventhough the room is like 3/10 of the way full, some douche is going to end up sitting right next to you if you le"

"The food is kinda nasty just like the women that go here. Better off going to Busch or Cookie Dough Campus."

"Come visit me. Go in through the Huntington St entrance. Continue through the double doors. Keep on walking until you cant walk any further. There you may (if you are lucky) find me ready to help"