Robert Gorell

"I can sit at the bar and still sit at a chair that supports my back! #herniateddiscproblems #oldman #hashtag #isthisthingon?"

"Their combination of Jameson and High Life is to die for. Order a water with no ice in the winter, with ice in the summer."

"The corned beef here is t'die fauww. This place is a distant second to Katz's in NYC, but in my book it's SECOND TO KATZ's. (I know, right?)"

"Try the Mel Cooley or the Tony Cliffton."