Robert Curtis

"Delicious beautifully presented French food. Boules draw in the locals who were having a lot of fun, great atmosphere."

"Abbey Pool is much quieter than Parkside, even at the weekend it's a great place to do lengths in relative peace."

"Fantastic guesthouse, regular buses from the street outside into the city centre."

"Slightly less expensive than a black-market kidney transplant."

"You can purchase lager beer here."

"The men's portaloo has a large doodee in it."