Roberta Meyers

"It's nice to go and smoke and chat with peers from PHP"

"PHP sucks hardcore. The other clients are fine but the staff Darry sucks. Control Nazi."

"The customers and staff are rude. They do not have accurate service. They seem to only speak Spanish. It was tiny portions compared to other Chipotle restaurants."

"Ask for that supple looking "Jason" for the cook. The man can cook. He has a nice booty on him too."

"There is a banana under the potato tree. Feed the banana man some hummus on a lettuce leaf and then watch magic crystals fly from the tomb of the kings!"

"It appears people forgot about putting in their teeth. Oh and they forgot their dignity. It looks like the pearly gates of hell. Good people (vaguest sense of the word) watching though."