"Be sure to drop all the weights and leave plates stacked waist high. The members at this gym have the worst etiquette"
"Don't forget to walk around like your shit don't stink cause you packed on some muscle."
"Their Iced Coffee is amazing, no creme or sugar needed"
"Hog the machines for as long as you can. You can sit at them browse the internet on your phone, bonus if you can take up two machines"
"park really far to get a mini workout before getting to the gym (so I can get a very close parking spot) :P"