"EB Games actually sells Video Games! Check in at the store and I'll hook you up with some Kellogg's cereal while I still have it!"
"Go to another Tim hortons"
"The manager is a fucking pervert coke head named Pat....don't talk to his girls or he'll kick you out while he's high on cocaine. Faggot"
"Don't feed the Gremlins after midnight!"
"Hey!! Stupid Americans!! This is where you get beer in Ontario!!"