"Get a vodka around the world and it will slice your grundle so hard you'll feltch a dead house with your own piss hole just to sound like Katy Perry"
"Going to turn this into anal seepage!!!!!!"
"Free beer in the tent with foul balls and hotdogs!!!"
"Ooooooops nick pissed again!!!"
"I've seen less Harry nipples on lamas"
"Best dance parties around!!!!"