"Don’t be a puss—use the urinal if you gotta piss."
"The Elk burger with swiss. Yes."
"Not only is the "cowboy" taco delicious, you'll never bite into a piece if fat or grizzle. Nice work, Taco Deli dudes."
"Holy crap...this is the first time I've had good, fresh pork in my Po fra rah since NY."
"Green chile eggs and pork dish. Done."