"Go elsewhere if you're really hungry. PISS POOR service, well one can't really call being ignored "service".."
"Get down, lie flat, move to a bunker."
"Strike two. Obviously the barkeep here has no idea how to make Mojitos"
"Okay, STRIKE one on the Mojitos. Barkeep didn't even show it a picture of sugar"
"Hey Jude you were right, Pho Noodlehouse is pretty good stuff. Thnx"
"Really? They can't set up global calling, text or data in the store???? WTH"