"Lock your doors and watch your back!"
"See Rickey the Concierge for all your tour needs or anything else. He's the Godfather of the Embassy Suites."
"They have decided to stop using the customers whey protein. I am NEVER coming here again. They have added my GNC whey forever!!"
"Warrior freshman #42 Taylor Thompson had 3 picks against Saginaw High and a touchdown receptions. GO WARRIORS!!!"
"The lamb Kabob is as good as the ones I had in Kabul Afghanistan! Hoobas!"
"Make sure your Dijon Chicken Portobello has Dijon sauce on it. Mine did not!!!"