"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream!"
"Try not to look if Steve takes his shirt off, it ain't pretty. (its like looking into the sun.the image will be burned into your retinas!)"
"Keep in mind that if the owner is talking crap about other people to you, he is also talking crap about you to other people."
"If you like reality tv, you'll love this place.it's never lacking in drama and the owner is the star"
"The venue is in the alley behind Zombie glass and Subway. The perfect size for your all ages punk or metal show"
"For booking information, contact Tuco at diabolicpossession@cox.net"