"I don't know what this place is. It's not the supermarket (per the address)."
"Get there at 4:19, preferably with a pizza!"
"Chess club meets here every Friday at 7."
"Get there at 9 for the beer specials, and when the live music starts at 10, it'll blow your mind."
"I've always found REI-brand products to be superb values. Exceptional quality at a reasonable price."
"Eternal Dragon, a 5/5 white flying spirit with return from graveyard and plains-searching is as good as a legendary creature, but isn't!"