"Lost my business as I can't get anchovies on my antipasto. Interestingly, the cash register could still charge me for them."
"Come enjoy the great walking trails on the common land!"
"Starbucks doesn't accept Starbucks cards!!"
"Get your receipt quick. Only one chance. I filled up my car. Then my lawn mower container. Only got the last receipt. :-("
"They do get to know you and your preferences and are so friendly. A pleasure to get my coffee here.!"
"Kelly does great for my hair!"