"Come in and have a cold one..."
"Tonight is Saturday. NIGHT!!!"
"Wear underwear when on this ride if you have a skirt on, just sayin'."
"Come see what all the "FUZZ" is about! CLUB FUZZ every 2nd Sat. @ Hamburger Mary's LONG BEACH! FREE B4 9:30pm $5.00 after. Drink specials ALL NIGHT, HOT GO GO CUBS! "WOOF""