"First time to try Ratatouille, was extremely hearty and flavorful for a veggie dish."
"Garganelli al Pomodoro e Basilico. Superb."
"Ride the flavorbahn with the Bahn Mi Burrito! Always add a fried egg to open your saliva ducts to full bore."
"The 'Burned on Deck' with vanilla whey is the absolute best evaaaaaar"
"Sea Bass...Shut up. Stop talking so much and get the flippin Sea Bass before I come over there and drown you in a bottle of Pinot Grigio"
"Hate your body? Get a Ghost Pepper shot, have 911 on speed dial."