"Fly back home to San Francisco"
"Sit up front for extra excitement"
"Toss some nickels in the jukebox"
"Be daring, take your kids socks off so they get direct contact"
"Pour yourself a beer while monitoring the kegscale bot"
"Order this, thank me later: Iceberg Salad with Bacon, wings, half sunset aloha, half rotten Robbie pizza. Or two separate ones if you are hungry enough"