"Tuesday is always free and open mic night."
"Best fish and chips in Cardiff but remember it's cash only!"
"The bathrooms are huge and each stall has its own sink. Perfect for freshening up!"
"If you are an American order the half breakfast because the English can eat and drink us under the table."
"Talk to Chris and have him make you a cuppa!"
"Try the burger! As an American it really is the best burger in the world."