Dan Page

"If you're coming here, plan on eating to-go. Restaurant is entirely too small to handle demand, any time of day."

"There's some strange man that resides here who scratches his butt."

"Cheapest drinks on the boardwalk (that I've found)... $2 Negra Modelo? Sign me up!"

"The hygenist is really hot. But she is dating this weird bald guy that drinks weird beer."