"Crappy little hotel. Definitely not worth the money nor the 4 star rating."
"Great food, aweful service. I really wish the service was as good as the food. They too worried about being cool for that, though."
"Último voo do dia e SEMPRE atrasa..."
"Boitique hotel, bla, bla, bla... STILL CAN'T GET DECENT WIFI IN ROOMS!!!!"
"NENHUMA operadora funciona aqui...."
"La contraseña del wifi en la tienda del cafe es: coffe"