"Because of its airport location, this office goes to great lengths to make travellers from the UK feel at home by providing a free queuing service. Join the line and enjoy."
"Don't make any sudden movements. you might bang your elbows."
"A dying breed of no-nonsense village boozer, thankfully free of polished wood floors or other pretentious nonsense."
"The large screen Hi-Def screens down the sides are amazing. Shame they only ever use them for displaying street scenes."
"Where every day is Christmas day..."
"The nicest A&W I've ever been to."