"Turbulence is how the Sky Gods express their anger at the airplane's insolence towards gravity."
"Some of the friendliest restroom graffiti in town!"
"Remember: if you show up ten minutes early for rehearsal, then you're on time. If you show up on time, then you're late!!"
"Some of the best coffee in Ballard- great atmosphere too!"
"They have bolt cutters on site just in case you happen to lock your keys in a locker... I know this now."
"Some of the best pie ever! Try the apple (heated)!"