Matt Janicki

"Not the cleanest bathroom in the world, but it does the trick in a pinch."

"I don't think I've ever met a more patronizing bartender."

"If you like your coffee black and don't mind paying 20¢ extra, do yourself a favour: turn to your right and go to Second Cup instead"

"You can have your cellphone on vibrate in the waiting room, but turn it off during the interview."

"Use the expert traveler lane if you're tired of waiting while a man walks in and out of the metal detector 4 times because he forgot to take change out of his pockets."

"If you're having sleep problems, don't hesitate to check it out. I work here as a tech and we try to keep everything as professional and courteous as possible."