"The male bus driver with the farrah fawcett hair cut doesn't play any games driving this bus! Lol"
"Make sure u get a seat where there's an outlet...especially for those late nights when ur phone and laptop start to die....we need more outlets in here!!!"
"Push people off computers or you wont get one. Lol"
"try to win a vodka party!!!"
"always ask about specials!"