"Beware when you walk around that you don't burn your feet as the flames of Hell lap against your shins. If you look really closely you can see the tourtured souls of many staff, farmers and customers."
"Finally got a good, and reasonably up-to-date, manga section. I thank you, Lucy, whoever you are."
"Under 25's eat for, at most, £1.75...."
"When here make a cuppa for the owners and they will love you forever."
"Great real ales and fantasy cyders... Less than £3 a pint too. Put a peg on your nose and wellies on when visiting the men's toilet."