"The breakfast muffins are the best around not just for their flavor but they are reasonably priced too. They don't microwave your eggs."
"Try anything with pork. Scratch that, try anything."
"If the flavor is too strong for you ask for no dirty sauce or dirty sauce on the side. They can also substitute vegan meat and vegan cheese for most things and they have vegan dirty sauce as well"
"The door will slam you in the back on the way in, hold the door."
"Try the Michelada, it's great."
"You don't need to buy products to look or feel beautiful, you already are."