"The beer and wine really help take the edge off the screaming children"
"Not sure if it's every weekend but the discoteca across the street throws some ragers that go until dawn. They're fun if you want to party but loud if you want to sleep."
"The hot flow yoga instructor was so hot, I did poses wrong in hopes he would correct me"
"On my first visit, I almost went the whole night without making it to the basement level. It's where some of the most intimate magic happens."
"The guards will try to cramp your style, but if you can, get to the island and make out under cover of the willows"
"Going for breakfast? Try the breakfast pasta..it sounds wrong, but it's sooooooo right."