"No one speaks freakin English- I mean NO ONE on the entire staff!! Don't waste your money!"
"Ignore the signs- apparently you're allowed to smoke whatever you want. Annoying all the non-smokers who want to enjoy the music. I'll be asking for my money back!!!"
"They do a fantastic job of actually cleaning your nail beds- they take the time to do it right!"
"Monday nights, 7:00-8:30- we're taking all motivated folks looking to better their futures!!!!"
"Check out Town Meeting every Friday at 9:00am."