"We can either offer you a great Nespresso, or you can check out Pikolo Espresso bar next door! And pick up an Action Method notebook at Nota Bene while you're at it!"
"Worst brunch I've had since Vegas. Had the Mont Cassin (eggs Benedict): the hollandaise was separated and beyond buttery, eggs were overcooked and the beans were watery! Service took a while too."
"Table d'hôte revise quotidiennement, recettes de tapas authentiques portugaises, serveurs exceptionnels! Demandez Jonathan!"
"Elevators are a bitch. Small rooms but good for short stay."