Rab Simpson

"Cajun chicken ciabatta and a pint of Peroni. Dae it!"

"Don't fucking reverse into my bike."

"Avoid sittin outside when McGinn's across the street are havin a karaoke night otherwise you'll lose the will to live. The mentalists who drink over there make ACDC sound GOOD."

"Ardbeg, 10 years old, dae it."

"Got a cheap deal and a non smoking room, works for me!"

"Guinness isn't half bad"