"It's like Moulin Rouge Meets The Rocky Horror Pictures."
"If you are planning on taking a test to get your Fire Guard Certificate Of Fitness, you have to get there by a quarter to 8:00AM. Or else, you will be waiting all day."
"Absolutely NO check ins in here! Any illegal check ins will result in trespassing."
"This is truly a place where you will learn the fullness of God's Holy Word. And a place where the God's presence dwells in."
"When coming to the Dog Kennel don't come unannounced. Otherwise, you will be in for the shock of your life."
"Steve is the Master Barber!"