"WiFi password: 99maryguest"
"Always ask for a better rate. Imply that you're looking around for the best one."
"The spicy shrimp soup was just what I was looking for. Nice atmosphere too."
"Was a bit disappointing at first that they didn't offer any free Internet. The €21 per day turned out to be quite reasonable given that we were getting 20Mb/s, and could share it with all our devices."