"It says Friends Mart on the front, but the surly late night employee begs to differ."
"This is, without a doubt, the finest Long John Silvers in the land. Very nice staff. Fresh batter. Only occasional sirens."
"If you're a student, make sure you get a membership. It's only $10 a year, and it will usually get you free admission into special exhibits that cost just as much."
"Take a yoga class with Viktoria!"
"Stop by for one of Pete's amazing baked goods!"