"While they tout that they have the the coveted recipe for the Shamrock's legendary SeafoodNachos, what I was served could be classified as a "second cousin", a vague familiarity but not them at all."
"The rooms are large but stuck in the '80s. The hardest bed Ive ever tried to sleep on. Blaring music outside our window. Not my bag at all. Stick with the Polanco district."