"If you don't want espresso, too bad. It's required."
"Whomever came up with this idea should be killed for architecture crimes and go to urban planning hell."
"Where every day is proletariat day."
"Power outlets: left and right fireplace, the bank of 3 tables on the north side, easternmost table on the south side, and at the bar."
"Mens washroom: sinks in the middle of the room with soap dispenser a short walk away."