Patrick

"Enormous portions. Watch out for the service charge."

"It's worth it to pay for a room with AC. Then you can shut the window and drown out the noise of the kids at "Klub Retro" downstairs."

"The fact that the elevator was broken on opening weekend tells you all you need to know about this disaster."

"Free government wifi"

"If you don't speak up, you won't get your pizza. You may think there is a line, but unless you assert yourself, someone else will get your pizza. Don't be a jerk though, its too mellow for jerks."

"Visit the otter feeding. The keepers are friendly and will show you otter tricks and answer questions about the otters."