"Do the Falls Trip. Incredible views run by an amazing staff."
"Wanted my iced coffee in a styrofoam cup so the ice would last. Same size as the large coffee cups. They said the styrofoam are for iced tea ONLY. Useless cup nazis. Gonna beat this guy's ass"
"Try the.... Anything. This place rules. So glad they're at the co-op market every Sunday. I work too early for the weekday spot."
"Bring time. LOTS of it."
"$100 bucks to whoever brings me the security guard's fingers."