"It's haunted. Some ghost in 1850s style hat stole my eggs Benedict"
"The salt in the shaker isn't real salt it's cocaine. Don't put it on your fries. Numb mouth"
"Saw a waiter kill a goat then cooked it with herbs and yogurt #decent"
"Decent gym. Never to busy"
"A little Domino secret I will share with you on Tuesday the staff get together after work and have an orgy. Little fun fact for you there"
"Full of slutty 16 year olds and Jim Davidson is always in there so if you want to punch someone then this is the pub for you"