"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the dreams I have of the Boston Cream donuts from here. I'd do absolutely anything to know the recipe just for the cream. So perfectly decadent....."
"If you like garbage, you've come to the right place!"
"It's just perfect. The service is incredible. The food was even better. A+++++"
"Don't acknowledge the dog."
"Awful name, but really good lookin cat!"
"Best falafel sandwich in town!"