"the ATM here NEVER works. don't count on it."
"please clean up after yourself when you come to enjoy this park for the rest of the earth. thanks shit heads!"
"the ceviche is bar far the best ceviche I've ever had. the regular should suffice. the large is to share. :)"
"the missy is delicious but more expensive than other shops I've been to."
"if you bank with lone star, come here for your business. they have very good service. ESP Thelma. she's always there when you need her. :)"
"Who cares about all the healthy stuff! Free ice cream! Jk. No but really. :)"