Piers Schmidt

"Try the new Shepherds pie. It's heavenly. Bravo"

"Subtle improvements made. Looking a feeling very good. Well done on top ten SundayTimes Gastro pub."

"Security line is long and slow. You may as well go through naked"

"Toilets are a total joke after 530 am. Massive queues to use and surly attendants to boot"

"Much less crowded now at 0315 than it was earlier in the week at 0530. Also recommend that you enter the Timeless Spa area where there are comfy sofas and it is much quieter. Wifi problems persist."

"Swimming pool is fine but more interesting is the artificial beach and disused harbour they use as a sea pool"