"Now selling socks and locks!!"
"Sign up for the Fit Fix circuit orientation. Demonstrations for machine set up, proper form, and breathing technique. Mondays & Wednesdays."
"The best cosmic bowling place ever! But they don't grant the Foursquare Mayor special. Don't bother. :( Total bummer. But I still love the place."
"Bring snacks and a deck of cards. Water available and a wood burner for warmth."
"The Somersby English Cider is a must! Best cider ever! Don't get the Thai salad. Weird and strong flavors."