"Don't come here unless you like $10 beers and having no personal space."
"Best breakfast place in the city. Quick, affordable, always solid."
"Mimosas and sweet breakfast food."
"Eddie's is just the best. Great breakfast food, no bullshit. Small space but if you get here before 9am you're good. Price can't be beat in this neighborhood."
"Come in for lunch and you get $2 off any slice and the beverage of your choice."