"Keep to yourself and leave the residents alone"
"Ask for Patrick. He will hook it up."
"The 4th floor bathrooms have often been known to bend space and times, as well as teleport occupants to new dimensions."
"Ask for Phillthy he can hook it up."
"If you are behind the person with 3 kids don't expect to get your haircut anytime soon."
"Sit down and pass one around."