"Cheap drinks in a dive bar that hasn't change since I was here last 17 years ago. Brilliant!"
"Looking for a large draft? It's on size..."
"You can get your breakfast sandwich on healthy bread to offset the yummy bacon :)"
"There are hopefully better places in town. $10 Guinness, 80's music, just not up there."
"Been waiting for a shower for over 2 hours. Out of water! Smelly travelers..."